Measuring Up: A Guide to Quantifying Your Life

Welcome to Measuring Up, the definitive resource for individuals seeking to codify their existence.

Standard Units of Measure

The ancient art of measuring one's life is a complex and nuanced discipline. At Measuring Up, we've broken it down into manageable chunks.

Length: The Measure of a Man

• Height: The Vertical Stretch
• Width: The Horizontal Span
• Depth: The Third Dimensional Bind

Time: The Passage of Hours

• Seconds: The Quickening Pace
• Minutes: The Incremental Marking
• Hours: The Day's Work

Volume: The Container's Measure

• Liters: The Hydration Index
• Dry Measures: The Absorption Rate

Other Measures

• Mood: The Affective Range
• Energy: The Kinetic Index
• Love: The Affectionate Metric