Step 1: Gather Supplies (Don't be a Survivor)

1. Non-perishable snacks: 100+ energy bars and 500+ cans of beans
2. Water purification tablets or a water filter (you never know when disaster strikes)
3. First aid kit with duct tape, band-aids, and a 'just in case' appendix removal kit
4. Map with marked emergency exit routes and 'in case of emergency' routes
5. Personal protective gear: hazmat suit, gas mask, and oxygen supply

Step 2: Prepare the Ultimate Bug-Out Bag

Fill it with essentials like: 5 lbs of dried noodles, a Swiss Army knife, and 10+ layers of tinfoil

See Bug-Out Bag Contents

Step 3: Learn Basic Self-Defense

Don't be a victim, be a hero! Learn how to disarm a zombie, disarm a burglar, and disarm a politician

Disarm Like a Pro

Step 4: Find a Safe Haven (aka a bunker)

Invest in a doomsday bunker or rent a timeshare with a 'just in case' clause

Bunker Life Hacks

And Remember...

Avoid panicking, stay informed, and never underestimate the power of duct tape!

Panic Tips