Randomness Incarnate / Probability Generator 9000 / Manual

Warning: Do not use this manual for actual probability calculations. You will only end up lost in a sea of uncertainty.

Probability Generator 9000 is a powerful tool for generating random and completely useless numbers. Use it for:

• Simulating the odds of winning the lottery while eating a bowl of spaghetti
• Estimating the probability of encountering a sentient toaster in the depths of space
• Calculating the likelihood of finding the perfect burrito in a 5-star restaurant

Getting Started

1. Click the "Generate Random Number" button below

2. Wait for the number to appear in the text box

3. Use the number to make informed decisions, or not

Advanced Features

Probability Generator 9000 also has advanced features, including:

• A "Randomize Everything" button for maximum unpredictability
• A "Generate Random Image" feature for creating surreal and disturbing artwork
• A "Generate Random Quote" feature for creating existentialist poetry

Troubleshooting

If you encounter any errors, do not contact us. Instead, try turning off your device and turning it back on. Or just press F5.

Disclaimer: Randomness Incarnate is not responsible for any damage caused by excessive probability calculations.

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