Warning: This product is not for the faint of heart. Or brain. Or sanity.

Side effects may include:

Spontaneous combustion of adjacent inanimate objects
Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos
Temporary paralysis of the facial muscles

Operating Manual | Warranty and Disclaimer

This page is a product page for the Chaos Inducer 9000, a product of Randomness Inc. that induces random, unpredictable effects in those who use it. The product's warning label lists potential side effects, including spontaneous combustion, uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos, and temporary paralysis of the facial muscles. A link to the operating manual and a warranty and disclaimer page are provided for further information.