Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of mind. Or the faint of... well, you get the idea.
Are you tired of being shot down by your loved ones? Do you yearn for a romantic relationship that's not constantly on the brink of destruction?
Look no further! Propose 3 is here to help. Our experts (okay, we're just dudes on the internet) have compiled the definitive guide to avoiding those pesky little "no's" and turning that "maybe" into a resounding "yes!"
Chapter 1: Understanding the Logic of Not Getting Shot Down
Chapter 2: Choosing the Perfect Not Getting Shot Down Outfit
Chapter 3: Mastering the Art of Not Answering Questions
Subpage 1: The Importance of Having Some Sort of Plausible Excuse Subpage 2: The Art of Suddenly Realizing You Forget to Buy Wine