Proposal for Galactic Domination

Dear [Name],

We've been watching you, and we've decided it's time for you to take the leap.

Join the ranks of the Intergalactic Overlords, and together we'll rule the cosmos with an iron fist.

Benefits include:

• Unlimited access to the finest in zero-G entertainment
• Complimentary space suits with built-in snack compartments
• Personalized asteroid-themed therapy sessions