Quantum Calculator

Welcome to the Quantum Calculator, where the laws of physics are just suggestions.

Use our calculator to:

• Calculate the probability of Schrödinger's cat existing in multiple places at once.
• Apply the uncertainty principle to your finances and watch your money disappear.
• Determine the probability of a quantum fluctuation causing your favorite restaurant to spontaneously combust.

Or, you know, just use us for:

• Calculate the probability of encountering a quantum troll on your daily commute.
• Estimate the likelihood of quantum tacos appearing out of a vending machine.

Disclaimer: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only.

Use it, abuse it, but don't say we didn't warn you.