Super-Schrödinger's Cat, the patron deity of quantum mechanics, is a feline of unparalleled mystery. It can be simultaneously alive and dead, but never truly exist.
Its fur is a swirling vortex of probabilities, shifting and reforming like the particles it so deftly manipulates.
When not busy existing and non-existing, Super-Schrödinger enjoys a good cup of catnip and the occasional game of hide-and-seek with the fabric of space-time.
Visit the Schrödinger Cat Cafe for a cup of coffee and a side of existential crisis: