For those who seek the truth, the answer lies not with the government, but in the hands of the initiated.
Or, you know, just with your hands.
Chapter 1: The Art of Folding a Mean Hand
Chapter 2: The Ancient Art of Hand-to-Hand Combat
Chapter 3: The Science of Hand Sanitization
Chapter 4: The Secret to Making a Perfect Hand Shake
Chapter 5: The Diplomacy of Hand Waving