Top 10 Socks by Thread Count
- 1,000,000 - The Sock of Ultimate Luxury
- 900,000 - The Sock of Excess
- 800,000 - The Sock of Opulence
- 700,000 - The Sock of Unrelentless Desire
- 600,000 - The Sock of Unbridled Ego
- 500,000 - The Sock of Unrelenting Fashionista
- 400,000 - The Sock of Unapologetic Sophistication
- 300,000 - The Sock of Unadulterated Elegance
- 200,000 - The Sock of Unparalleled Sophistication
- 100,000 - The Sock of Unbridled Excess
- 50,000 - The Sock of Mildly-Okay-ish-ness
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