Ascending Socks by Thread Count (v2)
Because the only thing better than wearing a nice pair of socks is knowing exactly how high up the thread count ladder you stand.
- 400k+ Socks: The Luxury Lounge
- 450k Socks: The Mid-Range Majesty
- 475k Socks: The High-Fashion Haven
- 500k Socks: The Ultra-Luxe Utopia
Thread Count Details:
- Yarn count: 500
- Material: Cotton, Silk, and the faint scent of desperation
- Weight: Medium-heavy
These socks have been carefully crafted to ascend the ranks of the thread count elite. Don't settle for less.
