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Socks Ascending by Thread Count

Behold, the definitive ranking of socks by thread count. Because, priorities.

50,000 thread count and counting... or not.

4.5k: The "I'm-just-a-college-student" tier 5.5k: The "I'm-a-functioning-adult-but-not-too-serious" tier 6k: The "I'm-in-a-long-term-relationship" tier 7k: The "I've-gotten-married-and-settle-for-comfort" tier 8k: The "I've-bought-a-house-and-need-more-sox" tier 9k: The "I've-kids-and-socks-are-just-one-of-many-expenses" tier 10k: The "I'm-a-sock-snob-who-knows-the-difference" tier 11k: The "I've-socks-in-the-sock- drawer-of-dreams" tier 12k: The "I've-socks-so-soft-they're-like-cotton-candy" tier 13k: The "I've-socks-with-actual-architectural-interest" tier 14k: The "I've-socks-so-fancy-they-have-actual-sock-models" tier 15k: The "I've-socks-that-make-me-feel-like-a-sock-snob" tier 16k: The "I've-socks-so-expensive-they-need-own-drama" tier 17k: The "I've-socks-that-require-their-own-sock-therapist" tier 18k: The "I've-socks-so-high-maintenance-they-have-their-own-sock-agent" tier 19k: The "I've-socks-that-make-me-question-the-entire-pursuit-of-socks" tier 20k: The "I've-socks-that-are-the-sole-reason-for-my-midlife-crisis" tier