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Because, let's face it, who needs socks with less than 90k threads?

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The Ascension Continues

90000 Threads and Counting!

We're not even talking about those sad, thin socks with 10 threads. No, these socks have 90000 threads. The kind of socks that make you wonder if someone's grandma was paid off in socks.

A sock with 90000 threads 90001

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(Note: The image URL is fictional, as this is just a mockup, but it would ideally point to a picture of a sock with 90000 threads)