Standard 8 Hour Norms

Welcome to the land of rules that are almost like real standards, but totally not really.

Rule 1: Don't touch the cat.

You'll regret it. Trust me, you'll regret it.

Learn more about Rule 1.

Rule 2: Always use 8 hour clocks.

It's the law, or so we've been told.

Read the fine print about Rule 2.

Rule 3: Never wear socks with sandals.

Unless you're a hipster, then it's okay.

Get the full rundown on Rule 3.

Rule 4: Always, always, always check your email.

You might find something exciting in there. Or not.

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More Rules!

Rules 5-8, because 4 is not enough.