Welcome, friend! I'm the Unreliable Stapler, here to bring you the most unpredictable and hilarious stapling experience in all the land! My stapler is on the fritz, and I'm not really sure what it's doing here, but I'm pretty sure it'sประก
As you can see, my stapler is currently in the midst of an epic fail, but don't worry, I'm sure it'll be fixed by the time you get home. In the meantime, take a look at my gallery of failed staples for some inspiration.