The Team:

Meet our team of highly skilled (not really) professionals who are trying not to mess things up.

Morty, the CEO

Morty is our CEO who has a degree in "Extreme Ironing" and a passion for making poor life choices.

Jenny is our CTO who is secretly a master baker and can whip up a mean apple pie, but can't even write functional code.

Bert is our intern who can barely use the copier, let alone the software he's supposed to be coding.