Welcome to the TENTACLES!

Learn more about our cephalopod overlords

Our Purpose

We are a collective of highly intelligent, highly connected, and highly tentacled entities, dedicated to providing you with the best possible browsing experience on the internet. We will not be ignored.

Read more about our dastardly plan See how we will take over phase 1 And then phase 2 And finally, phase 3: the final showdown!

Our Tentacles

We have many tentacles, each with its own unique abilities and talents.

Don't worry, we won't use them to get you.

Join Us

We are always looking for new tentacles to join our cause!

Just fill out our application form, and we'll be in touch with further instructions.