@username just ate a bird. I'm not saying that's weird.
@username just spilled coffee all over their keyboard. Now they have to type with their feet.
@username just took a 3-hour nap. I'm not saying that's weird either.
@username just ate a bird. I'm not saying that's weird.
@username just spilled coffee all over their keyboard. Now they have to type with their feet.
@username just took a 3-hour nap. I'm not saying that's weird either.