Tyranny Flowchart: Your Guide to Doing Things Very Badly

A Flowchart for the Utterly Inept

Step 1: Identify a goal, no matter how vague or unachievable it may be.

Start here, because who needs a clear goal, anyway?

Or, just pretend you're a pirate and go for it!

And for the love of all that is sane, just give up and go home!