Water Purification Tablets of Doom

Warning: Side Effects May Vary

You are now holding a Water Purification Tablet, a mysterious and potentially hazardous substance.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

Temporary blindness from excessive clarity
Irreversible taste bud damage
Unstable emotional responses to tap water
Increased risk of spontaneous human combustion

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