Legend of the White Rabbit

Legend has it that the White Rabbit once possessed the most majestic whisker collection in all the land. They were as fluffy as the clouds, as long as the prophets' promises, and as black as the night.

But the White Rabbit's tale is not just one of beauty, it's also one of bravery. For he faced down the wrath of the meanest meanest mean old cat in the land, and lived to tell the tale.