Welcome to Repressed Emotions 101
Are you tired of feeling like a cardboard box of emotions? Do you want to learn how to express yourself without actually expressing yourself? Look no further than Repressed Emotions 101, where we teach you the art of hiding your emotions behind a mask of indifference.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of bottling up your feelings, pretending everything is fine, and secretly seething. You'll learn how to:
- Master the art of the shoulder shrug
- Turn your emotions into a fine art of subtle manipulation
- Bury your true feelings under a mountain of sarcasm
Don't wait any longer, sign up for Repressed Emotions 101 today and start hiding your emotions in style!