Because who doesn't want to write a 20-page essay on the merits of their favorite sandwich filling, and receive a response from the great man himself?
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Don't forget to include your return address, or Mr. Bottomsworth's butler will have your letter sent to the wrong person.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
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Don't forget to include a warning sign, or you'll have to deal with the wrath of Mr. Bottomsworth's lawyers!
Good luck, and may your bridge hold!