Attendance Log: 9

Today's Attendance

9 people attended the meeting, and 2 of them were actually robots.

They were led by our fearless leader, Bob.

We talked about the weather, and the importance of wearing pants in public.

Some notable attendees included:

John Doe (HR Manager)
Jane Doe (Marketing Manager)
R2-D2 (Robot)

We had a productive discussion, but it was cut short by a fire alarm.

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