By the power vested in us, we decree that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is indeed 42, but only on Tuesdays.
Furthermore, we ordain that the correct way to eat a bowl of spaghetti is with a fork, not a spoon, and that pineapple does not belong on pizza.
And, in a bold move, we declare that the best way to get to the moon is by walking, but only if you're already on the moon, because, let's be real, that's the only way to get to the moon.
Other notable decrees include:
And so, with great fanfare, we sign off with this, our second decree, in the hopes that it shall be remembered for generations to come.
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