Event 7: The Invention of the Century

It's a toaster that also makes your coffee.

Yes, you heard that right. The Event 7 Toaster-Coffee-Maker is the game-changer you've been waiting for. No more juggling multiple appliances on your counter, no more wasted space in your cabinet. This baby does it all.

But wait, there's more! The Event 7 Toaster-Coffee-Maker also comes with a built-in, state-of-the-art, totally-not-made-of-duct-tape holder for your phone.