Welcome to Interdimensional Gym, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion! Come for the intense workouts, stay for the existential dread.
Our expert trainers will guide you through a series of exercises that will push your body and mind to the limits of sanity.
Don't worry, we won't make you choose between a VHS tape and a toaster for the final challenge... or will we?
Quantum Entanglement Sprints | Parallel Pizza Eating | Fractal Frisbee Tumble
The Singularity Sprint | Chaos Theory Crawl | Transdimensional Tumble Dry
Don't forget to wear your favorite Multiverse Mirrored Mascots for the full experience!
Please note that our fitness programs are not intended for actual humans. Interdimensional Gym is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply the principles learned here in the real world, as it may lead to catastrophic consequences... or not.