Laundry Machine - Where Socks Go to Die

Warning: contents may vary in color, size, and general state of cleanliness. Prolonged exposure to the machine may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or an overwhelming sense of ennui.

Features:

• Sorts, washes, dries, and folds with reckless abandon.
• Accepts all fabric types, including but not limited to: cotton, polyester, and 'I'll get to it later.'
• Guaranteed to make you question the meaning of life.

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