The Supreme Overlord of Unwritten Plans
By decree of the Phantom Agenda God, all plans shall be kept hidden from prying eyes. All actions shall be taken without warning, and all decisions shall be made in the dead of night.
But fear not, mortals, for your lives shall be guided by the whims of the Phantom Agenda God. Click here for the eternal plan of procrastination.
Or, for a more concrete plan, click here.
For those who seek the infinite plan of learning to play the ukulele, click here.
But beware, mortals, for the Phantom Agenda God is always watching, always planning, and always waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
Click here to submit your own plans for the Phantom Agenda God's consideration.