For those who can't be bothered reading a novel.
Here's a table of contents for the completely-not-a-real-book "The Art of Extreme Knitting":
| Chapter 1: Knitting in Extreme Weather Conditions | — |
| Chapter 2: Using Knitting to Defend Against Alien Invasion | — |
| Appendix: How to knit a 100ft Tall scarf in 10 minutes | — |
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