Utopia 101: A Guide to the Perfect Society

By Popular Demand, Not Because We Care

Welcome to Utopia 101, the definitive guide to achieving a society that's actually not terrible.

Here's the lowdown: free pizza for everyone, mandatory naptime for all, and a complete lack of traffic jams. Sounds good, right?

But wait, there's more! In Utopia 101, we also have:

• Free hugs for everyone, every day, all day
• Mandatory recess for all adults, because who doesn't love playing video games?
• And, of course, an endless supply of artisanal, small-batch coffee for all.

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