Utopian Uproar

Welcome to the most dysfunctional utopia in the multiverse.

Here's a picture of Utopia's founding document:

			
				We, the founding members of Utopia, do declare this to be the most perfect society in all the land.

				Article 1: Everyone gets free pizza on Fridays.

				Article 2: The sky is always 50% cloudy.

				Article 3: All citizens must wear plaid on Tuesdays.

				Article 4: The national pastime is extreme ironing.