Unless you're actually handicapped, in which case, we're not judging you.
But seriously, if you're able-bodied and park in handicapped spots, you're just a jerk.
So, don't be a jerk, and find another spot.
We're not saying you're a jerk if you're actually disabled.
But, you know, just because you can park in handicapped spots, doesn't mean you're handicapped.
So, if you are handicapped, we salute you, and hope you find a spot that's not too far.
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