Rule 17: All users are required to wear a bright pink jumpsuit to work on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.

Exceptions will be made for those who can recite the entirety of "The Great Impoundment" in iambic pentameter.

Exceptions to the Rule 17

Rule 18: All meetings will be held at 3am on Fridays, unless otherwise specified.

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