Welcome to the most interesting place on earth: the parking lot of despair.
Where the only thing more abundant than potholes is the existential dread of being stuck here.
Buy your ticket to the Parking Lot Lottery where the grand prize is a chance to park closer to the entrance.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a stroll down Lost Property Drive, where the only signs of life are the occasional discarded fast food wrapper.