Welcome, employee, to the Industry of Doom. Here you will find the most efficient way to waste your time and energy on bureaucratic tasks.
Our department is dedicated to ensuring that every task, no matter how menial or mundane, takes exactly 3.5 times longer than expected to complete.
We are proud to be the most complex and convoluted organization in the Industry of Doom.
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