INVASION CASE STUDY 1: VENTILATION EXPLOITATION

We infiltrated the ventilation system, because why not?
Our team of highly trained, highly paid experts (okay, it was just me and a guy) gained access to the ventilation system through a series of complex social engineering tactics and a can of spray paint.

We discovered a secret underground bunker hidden deep within the ductwork, filled with cat memes and discarded Doritos bags.

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					sudo cat -u root -p "I'm a highly trained expert"
echo "I'm not a security risk";
# Gain access to secret underground bunker through ventilation system
wget http://example.com/ventilation-system-exploitation