Phase 1, Node 2: Infiltration and Surveillance
Our operatives have successfully infiltrated the enemy's inner sanctum, a drab, beige-colored office cubicle farm. Our mission parameters are as follows:
- Observe and report on all coffee machine malfunctions.
- Identify the enemy's snacking protocol.
- Infiltrate the enemy's high-level meetings and report back with actionable intel.
Sensitive Information
The enemy's snacking protocol is as follows:
- Monday: Microwave popcorn
- Tuesday: Leftover pizza
- Wednesday: Salad
- Thursday: Taco Thursday