Phase 1/2 Report: Operation Echo-3

Our agents have successfully infiltrated the enemy's high-tech bunker, but things are getting hairy.

Our team has managed to disable their coffee machine, but our intel suggests they're now resorting to drinking straight battery acid for their morning caffeine fix.

Current Status:

• Agent 'Ninja' is stuck in the ventilation shaft and can't get back to HQ.
• Agent 'Chaos' has managed to hack into the enemy's mainframe, but is now experiencing severe lag due to the poor network infrastructure.
• Agent 'Loki' is MIA, last seen trying to 'acquire' the enemy's prized possession: a vintage toaster.

Recommendations:

• Send in a rescue team for 'Ninja' ASAP.
• Provide 'Chaos' with a new computer, preferably one with a faster processor.
• Launch a full-scale investigation into 'Loki's' toaster obsession.

Next Steps:

• Phase 2: Infiltrate the enemy's cafeteria and steal their lunch money.
• View Phase 2 Plan