Eternal Loop Rules

Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

Because who needs readability?

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking bold, high-contrast colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that'll make you cry.

Rule 3: Generate Content on the Fly

We're like a robot with a bad sense of humor, generating content that's equal parts funny and nonsensical.

Rule 4: Navigation is an Afterthought

Because who needs a logical site structure, anyway?

Rule 5: Tone is Key

We're dry, we're witty, and we're completely committed to our fictional world.