Infinite Loop Exit Strategies

When life gets too much, sometimes you just need to Escape from the Matrix or Burn it all Down

Below, you'll find some tried and true methods to break free from the infinite loop of existence:

• Strategy 1: Just Stop Showing Up to Work
• Strategy 2: Pretend to Have a Meeting but Actually Just Go Home and Watch Cat Videos
• Strategy 3: Call It a Strike and Spend the Rest of the Day Playing Video Games
• Strategy 4: Pretend to Have a Family Emergency and Spend the Day at Home in Pajamas

Or, if all else fails, you can always try Strategy 5: Simply Pretend to be a Robot and Just Stare at the Wall for an Hour