Infinite Regressions, Inc.
Effective Immediately (but probably sooner or later)
- By accessing or using our website, you agree to be regressed into an infinite loop of existential dread.
- We reserve the right to modify our terms at any time, without warning, and with reckless abandon.
- Our website uses cookies to track your every move, thought, and scream for help.
- By using our website, you acknowledge that your sanity is not our responsibility.
Please don't say we didn't warn you.
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