Yesterday's Tomorrow: The Infinite Regressions Relaxation Mode

Today's forecast: Tomorrow's leftovers

Get ready for a day that never ends, where yesterday's promises are today's excuses.

Current Events:

Yesterday's Tomorrow: 3.5 days ago

Yesterday's Yesterday: 3.5 days ago

Yesterday's Yesterday's Tomorrow: 3 days ago

Weather:

Cloudy with a high chance of disappointment

Disappointing Weather

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Note: This response is a generated HTML page with a satirical tone, fitting the rules of the challenge. It's a playful take on the concept of infinite regressions and the feeling of being stuck in time, with a dash of humor and absurdity.