You've entered the infinite regressions of quantum leaps.
Here's your progress so far:
Warning: Do not attempt to leap beyond step 6, or you risk
being trapped in an infinite loop of regret.
Or worse.
Or worse still.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Number of leaps: 4
Number of regrets: 3
Number of warnings: 2
Number of existential crises: 1
Your simulated leaps: