7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and prepare for another day of surfing the cosmos.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast of champions: Free-range space hamsters and rocket-fuel smoothies.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Toilet surfing lessons with Master Blaster himself! Learn the ancient art of navigating the toilet vortex.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break: Enjoy a sandwich in zero-gravity, courtesy of our sponsor, SpaceBites.
1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Surfing competition: Show off your skills and compete against the best of the galaxy.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Toilet Surfing Trivia Night: Test your knowledge of intergalactic toilet lore and win prizes!