Toilet-App Beta: Revolutionizing Your Bathroom Experience

Join the exclusive beta test of the world's most innovative toilet technology. Our inflatable toilet seats will blow you away (literally).

Features:

• Adjustable air pressure for maximum comfort
• Integrated bidet function for the ultimate in hygiene
• Real-time feedback on your toilet paper usage
• Built-in, patented, and totally-not-patent-pending features

Still skeptical? Try it out for yourself! Why Not Toilet-App?

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