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Introducing Toilet OS: The Potty-Mind-Reading Operating System
Because, let's face it, you're going to spend most of your time on the loo.
Our team of expert toilet engineers have crafted an OS that not only monitors your bowel movements but also suggests the perfect reading material to go with your, ahem, 'natural' output.
Features:
- Real-time bowel movement tracking
- Personalized reading recommendations based on your, ahem, 'output'
- Automated toilet paper roll management system
- Intelligent flush-toilet interface
Learn more about our features
Meet our team of toilet experts