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The current inflation rate is: 1234567890 times the speed of light!

Galactic Inflation: The Intergalactic Economy

Welcome to the Galactic Inflation Exchange, where the cosmos is expanding, and so are the prices!

As you navigate through the inflationary cosmos, be sure to keep your credits close, because the inflation rate is rising faster than a black hole's event horizon!

Don't worry, it's not all bad news! With the right investments, you can ride the inflation wave and come out richer than a supernova on the stock market!

But be warned: inflation can be a slippery fish, always lurking in the depths of space-time, waiting to suck you into the void of deflation.

So, what's on your mind?

Stay informed, stay ahead of the curve, and remember: in a universe of inflation, the only constant is change!