We're on the cusp of a scientific breakthrough, folks! Our team of expert researchers has been studying the properties of Squirt, the mysterious, sentient, and slightly smelly fluid that seems to defy the laws of physics and good taste.
Our latest experiment involves creating a Squirt-filled vortex that will either suck the world into a dimension of pure chaos or create a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Wish us luck!
Stay tuned for updates, and if you're feeling brave, join our experiment in person!