Inflato-Science: The Art of Getting Stuffed

Welcome to the definitive guide to Inflato-Science, the study of how things get bigger. Yes, bigger.

• Why Inflation is Not a Thing
• Economic Explanations
• Philosophical Implications
• Inflato Experiments
• Quantum Inflation: The Study of Inflating Subatomic Particles
• Teensy Quantum Leaps: A Study of Particles Getting Slightly Larger Than Expected
• Inflato Theory
• Inflato Dynamics: The Study of Things Getting Larger and Larger and Larger
• Chaotic Inflation: A Study of Things Getting Larger in a Completely Random Way

Get ready to have your mind blown by the sheer scale of it all.